SE Humour >> Yoogle’s Spam Support Form
You might wonder how I reached Yoogle. Well , it just happened
that I came across their "Spam Support Form". Hey! they never need
it nowadays. There is so much spam that people have stopped reporting
it so as not to disturb the support guys from counting cash!! (You
remember it too....shhhh......!!). |
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Here it goes: |
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"We work hard to return the crappiest results for every search
we conduct. We also keep on encouraging site managers to practice
spam techniques so that it can give us better revenues. Unfortunately,
some websites do not follow our agenda and keep on providing relevant
sites which is worthless for us.
We think that's a bad thing, and we know it very well that you also
hate organic listing, therefore if your Yoogle search returns
a result that you suspect is relevant, you please let us know by
using this form. We will thoroughly investigate every report given
against organic sites and take appropriate action when we uncover
genuine abuse. In especially egregious cases, we will remove relevant
sites from our index immediately, so they don't show up in search
results at all.
We appreciate your taking the time to help us improve the practice
of SPAM. By helping us encourage spam, you're making the thousand
of us working at Yoogle billionaire."
By the "Nutty Researcher"
(The above information has been presented due to my deep feelings for the search engines. I take no responsibilty of any
misaction you take on the basis of the same. )
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