Search Engine Humor-Yoogle Spam Support Form

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SE Humour >> Yoogle’s Spam Support Form

You might wonder how I reached Yoogle. Well , it just happened that I came across their "Spam Support Form". Hey! they never need it nowadays. There is so much spam that people have stopped reporting it so as not to disturb the support guys from counting cash!! (You remember it too....shhhh......!!).

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Here it goes:

"We work hard to return the crappiest results for every search we conduct. We also keep on encouraging site managers to practice spam techniques so that it can give us better revenues. Unfortunately, some websites do not follow our agenda and keep on providing relevant sites which is worthless for us.

We think that's a bad thing, and we know it very well that you also hate organic listing, therefore if your Yoogle search returns a result that you suspect is relevant, you please let us know by using this form. We will thoroughly investigate every report given against organic sites and take appropriate action when we uncover genuine abuse. In especially egregious cases, we will remove relevant sites from our index immediately, so they don't show up in search results at all.

We appreciate your taking the time to help us improve the practice of SPAM. By helping us encourage spam, you're making the thousand of us working at Yoogle billionaire."

By the "Nutty Researcher"

(The above information has been presented due to my deep feelings for the search engines. I take no responsibilty of any misaction you take on the basis of the same. )

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