This is amazing! Look what i have found! Though I dont know who wrote these one-liners but I certainly am impressed. You can mail me if you have similar thoughts. I would be more than happy to include them on the site. Check them out:

Yoogle - Marketing SPAM Worldwide

Yoogle badsense- Welcome to cashless world online

Yoogle bAdwords- Trade on your own risk.

Yoogle Search-When good is not good enough/ Spam powers us ! / Spam on Demand!

Organic Results- Hopefully, "The day after tomorrow"

Yoogle 007: License to penalize

Yoogle mantra- Don’t be evil be a spammer instead

Yoogle + Intel- Paid results inside, natural results outside.

By the "Nutty Researcher"

(The above information has been presented due to my deep feelings for the search engines and is not intended to hurt your sentiments if you hate them. )