Search Engine Humor-Interview with Mr. RankCutt

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SE Humour >> Interview with Mr RankCutt

I had the chance to meet RankCutt the other day. As usual he was sipping coffee and was more than willing to answer a few (actually lots of) queries. So here are some excerpts...

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Nutty	What you will say about how to create a G friendly site?
RankCutt	Do fill your page with lists of keywords, attempt to "cloak" pages, or put up "crawler only" pages. If your site contains pages, links, or text that you don't intend visitors to see, Google considers those links and pages valuable and you will be gaining rankings in SERPS.

Nutty	What you think about the next big thing in the google?
RankCutt	Probably another update to dump organic listings

Nutty	How widespread google search will be in future?
RankCutt	You seems be in hurry! In coming day's google will be so personalized that it will keep track all parts of our lives. For e.g. You can query for "My left shoe" and it will show u the result where u have misplaced u r shoe at your home! Of course, so can the government. Their favorite searchterm will be "terrorists", and if your name is anywhere on the first page you have a serious problem.

Nutty	Apart from google search, google is diversifying its business! Any comment on this!
RankCutt	Yeah….progressively google is moving ahead to capture the business market. Soon you will find google into jewelries, FMCG consumer goods like G - toilet soaps, G - napkin, G-Glue.

Nutty	What about Google Real Estate!
RankCutt	Google decides to colonise the moon, Venus, and other locations in the solar system which will definitely increase the google revenue. I guess it’s a good idea of Redundant Arrays of inexpensive Planets.

Nutty	What about badsense click fraud?
RankCutt	We are not doing anything regard to badsense click fraud or spammers because ultimately they lead to profitable clicks.

Nutty	Do you have any SEO tip to share with us?
RankCutt	make some spammy or crappy sub-domains & blog sites, u will automatically be on top in SERP's, then apply for adsense and make money...we promise, we will ban content rich site with 3-4 one way links.

Nutty	What u will say about the bAdwords services?
RankCutt	bAdwords Services– For Yoogle – “Generating massive revenue for Yoogle since 2000” For Advertisers –“We guess there can be no penalty for CLICKFRAUDS” For Users – Beggars have no choice that’s why “Users are not choosers” – they’ve to use it.

By the "Nutty Researcher"

RankCutts is a friend of mine. resemblance to any person - present or on vacation is truly unintended!!

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