Do fill your page with lists of keywords, attempt to "cloak" pages, or put up "crawler only" pages. If your site contains pages,    links, or text that you don't intend visitors to see, Google   considers those links and pages valuable and you will be gaining rankings in SERPS.

You seems be in hurry! In coming day's google will be so personalized that it will keep track all parts of our lives. For e.g. You can query for "My left shoe" and it will show u the result where u have misplaced u r shoe at your home!   Of course, so can the government. Their favorite searchterm will be "terrorists", and if your name is anywhere on the first page you    have a serious problem.  

Yeah….progressively google is moving ahead to capture the    business market. Soon you will find google into jewelries, FMCG   consumer goods like G - toilet soaps, G - napkin, G-Glue.

Google decides to colonise the moon, Venus, and other locations in the solar system which will definitely increase the google revenue. I guess it’s a good idea of Redundant Arrays of   inexpensive Planets.

We are not doing anything regard to badsense click fraud or   spammers because ultimately they lead to profitable clicks.

make some spammy or crappy sub-domains & blog sites, u will   automatically be on top in SERP's, then apply for adsense and    make money...we promise, we will ban content rich site with   3-4 one way links.

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